Because you can poke an eye out…


Britain's new hack n' slasher! Stabbing is overrated anyway.

The first “anti-stab” knife is to go on sale in Britain, designed to work as normal in the kitchen but to be ineffective as a weapon.

The knife has a rounded edge instead of a point and will snag on clothing and skin to make it more difficult to stab someone.

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2 Comments on “Because you can poke an eye out…”

  1. June 16, 2009 at 6:42 pm #

    One of the most inane and ass-backwards things to emerge from the early 21st Century.

  2. June 16, 2009 at 8:41 pm #

    Reminds me of this exchange from “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” (never saw the movie but the quote is great):

    Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley! I’m gonna cut your heart out with a spoon.

    Guy of Gisbourne: Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe?

    Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more.

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