Mind Control Enhancement Delayed

The countdown for the idiot box to switch over to digital has been delayed. I thought there were more pressing issues the Senate needed to address…

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The Senate passed a bill on Monday to delay the nationwide switch to digital TV signals, giving consumers nearly four more months to prepare.

The transition date would move to June 12 from February 17 under the bill that was fueled by worries that viewers are not technically ready for the congressionally-mandated switch-over… “The Senate acted responsibly to give the Obama administration time to attempt to bring order to a mismanaged process,” the West Virginia Democrat said in a statement.

OBEY. CONSUME. REPRODUCE. NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT. STAY ASLEEP. WATCH TV.

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2 Comments on “Mind Control Enhancement Delayed”

  1. January 27, 2009 at 4:54 pm #

    When they send out the signal to go full mind-control they want to be sure everybody’s hooked-up… The urban poor already have the big-screens and cable and hats-on-backwards, it’s the old people out in the sticks they’re after.

  2. January 28, 2009 at 8:25 pm #

    “OBEY. CONSUME. REPRODUCE. NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT. STAT ASLEEP. WATCH TV.”

    And if you’re Sprint/Nextel, get your lobbyist guy hired in the new administration because you’ve spent all your pin money and can’t afford to finish getting ready for the change over and you’ll lose at least half of that itty bitty market share you still hold if he doesn’t convince them to cover you butt and loan you some of that “bailout” cash.

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