Wimps and the Wiimote

From bloody fingers, battered women and pets, to countless shards of broken glass, www.wiihaveaproblem.com has it all. The crazy thing? Many of the Wiimotes remain undamaged.

It’s been awhile since I heard any Wiimotes destroying televisions and other household appliances. Nonetheless I remain perplexed as to why it’s so difficult to keep something in your hand. Really – just play and hold tight. Don’t be a wimp!

Yes, I’m aware that the strap on the Wiimote is dinky and doesn’t have the tensile strength of a chain, but who are you people? Why depend on such a joke of a “safety device.” Does one lack the ability to grasp? Perhaps you’ve played too long? Goodness, should I be fortunate that hammers and axes don’t have wrist straps? I bet you’re the type of fool who is likely to shoot yourself in the foot because a gun didn’t have a “safety.”

I suppose Nintendo got a little antsy about the ordeal and currently offers free Wiimote sleeves.

“Use the wrist strap, keep your palms dry and, whatever you do, don’t let go.”

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